JESPER PARNEVIK IS A STUPID DOUCHE

THE SWEDISH GOLFER WHO INTRODUCED TIGER TO ELIN, TEES OFF ON WOODS

Jesper Parnevik couldn't resist taking a shot at Tiger Woods through the media, by actually trying to take credit for Tiger's "transgressions". The Swedish golfer who's Official World Golf Ranking is 588 and often dresses up in outlandish outfits (the upside down visor guy) seems like he is pining for some much needed attention.

TGC caught up with Parnevik at qualifying school (he lost his PGA card) where he decided to pontificate about the situation:

"I would be especially sad about it since I'm kind of -- I really feel sorry for Elin -- since me and my wife were at fault for hooking her up with him. We probably thought he was a better guy than he is. I would probably need to apologize to her and hope she uses a driver next time instead of the 3-iron.

It's a private thing of course. But when you are the guy he is, the world's best athlete, you should think more before you do stuff ... And maybe not just do it, like Nike says."

Not only does this jerkoff take a shot at Woods, he tries to stick it to Nike as well. So, due to the fact he introduced them to each other, he's responsible for the failure of their marriage...along with Nike??? He then tries to pour salt on the wound by saying that he wished she had used a driver instead of a 3 iron...WTF???

Jesper, you are a nobody who's very short career is on the downturn. You wear stupid clothing to attract attention to yourself because your game can't do it for you. You speaking out to the media about their situation is a total dickhead move and proves that you are in dire need of attention. Marriages fail everyday, to no fault of the matchmaker at hand. Who are you to comment on something that has absolutely nothing to do with you??? Additionally, your attempt to drag Nike into the fray is pretty weak...sounds to me like someone is jealous.

Congratulations, Jesper...You're A Stupid Douche. Shut the fuck up and go back to Sweden; Americans don't like fairweather friends. I hope Tiger banged your wife as well.

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